Don't be a pussy. Laser my fucking tits.

Stormfront

Well, here we are. I'm sorry. I almost threw in the towel like a bleedin' twat. We're harder 'n 'at, ain't we? I'll get your mum back. I swear to God I'll get your mum back. It'll just take a little bit longer. You hang in there, alright? You be a good boy for Judy. Yeah. That's a good lad. Oh. I almost forgot. I got you something. Terror, fuck it! That's my boy.

Butcher

Stormfront: Wow. You are a special kind of poison flower, huh? Goin' against your own people?
Starlight: You mean fucking white people?
Stormfront: Starlight. Superheroes. Don't be racist.

So you want to take me on, do ya? Think you got the bullocks? Well, come on then. Cunt.

Butcher

So. When you see it on your uncle's Facebook page, then you know it's working!

Stormfront

I know this is Dawn of the Seven, but it's sunset on A-Train.

A-Train

Hughie: And the thing that kills me is that your wife is alive. She just doesn't want you -- that's all.
Butcher: Say that again.
Hughie: So you don't have shit. Welcome to the fucking club. I mean, come on. What do any of us have besides [shakes head]

Butcher: I'm knakered. I could use a little lie down.
Hughie: Fuck you! Am I supposed to be impressed by this blaze-of-glory jerkoff shit?

Dude: Pew Research shows that two feminine relationship sends a problematic message.
Dude 2: Yeah, this isn't penthouse forum.
Dude: Americans are more accepting of gays when they're in a clear-cut gender relationship like Ellen and Portia.

Judy: Just so you know, that's Terror's girlfriend.
Hughie: What?
Judy: His fuck pig.

Stormfront: I mean, clearly you like me. You've been fucking me like a lovesick stan girl all day. Why is that?
Starlight: I don't know. I think you're a good actor. I mean, I feel like a frickin' fembot out there.

Ohhh. Oh. Huh. Pffft. So, what? They're all starving, but one of them has a cell phone?

Homelander

The Boys Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Ohhh. Oh. Huh. Pffft. So, what? They're all starving, but one of them has a cell phone?

Homelander

Homelander: Hmmm. Look at this. Look at these strong female lesbians. I'm inspired. You inspired?
Ashley: Oooh yeah.
Homelander: Girls get it on.
Ashley: Done. Girls get it done.
Homelander: They sure do, Ashley.