I can't believe I'm quoting Nancy Reagan, but tonight a few of you just should've said no.

Carrie

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I realized being a princess isn't what I wanted to be. I wanted to be a good friend.

Carrie

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Can't buy me love.

Sebastian

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I wish my parents would spend ten minutes caring about me as much as yours do about you.

Sebastian [to Mouse]

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I have a girlfriend who's in Connecticut and she's waiting for me so I can't be gay.

Walt

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You're a romantic. It's like finding a unicorn!

Larissa

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This is what we do. We get our hearts broken and then we demonize the guys who broke up with us.

Maggie

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