The Carrie Diaries Quotes
When I'm an adult I'm gonna use my oven for storage or something.
Carrie's in the kitchen cooking dinner and Dorritt hasn't blown anything up yet. These are good signs.
Tom
It's too early for him to see so much of the real me.
I don't want to eat Carrie's cooking. I want to live.
Dorrit
You have a hot rich Manhattan boyfriend and Sebastian can suck it.
Maggie
When you're obsessed with one goal, it's hard to focus on anything else.
This is such a ridiculous double standard! So if you sleep with a bunch of girls you're cool, but if I do I'm a slut?
Mouse
I like you. Not because you're a bitch but in spite of it.
Sebastian
If you'll excuse me I need to go jump my boyfriend and I suggest you do the same.
Mouse
Maybe that's why Seth isn't excited about me. I don't have one of those. I mean I have two boobs, but not a hot body.
Mouse
Carrie: I don't want to play games with Sebastian.
Maggie: Then prepare yourself to lose.
Adorable and rich trumps stupid and lazy any day.
Maggie
