I am married with two kids. That is not my idea of a happy ending.

Riley

I wish Daddy would show us some face time.

Katie

I may not have been able to save my marriage but I'm going to save my family.

Riley

If really happy cheerful people make you sick, stay away.

Selena

I go with my eyes and my gut when I hire.

Georgia

Georgia: You have a funny effect on people.
Riley: Yeah, they either love me or haul ass.

Riley: What are they doing to you in that board room?
Don: Not what you're doing here, that's for sure.

If God had meant woman to be single he would have taught us all how to use a hammer.

Linette

Let's go give your grandmother a conniption.

Riley

Dear Zach, Sorry I yelled at you. Next time don't be such a jerk.

Katie

Emergency? What did they run out of scented candles?

Linette

Good Lord. You look like a wet possum.

Lynette

The Client List Quotes

We love each other and that's all that matters.

Riley

I just wanted one day of fun for our family.

Riley