If God had meant woman to be single he would have taught us all how to use a hammer.

Linette

Linette: The last thing I want for you is to be that poor girl whose husband ran off.
Riley: Newsflash Momma, I am that girl.

An athlete and a scholar? Where were you when I was 22?

Riley

I would think the son of a federal judge would understand the value of discretion.

Riley

Let Daddy catch up on his Pawn Stars first.

Dale

A guy can't step in for his brother?

Evan

Good Lord. You look like a wet possum.

Lynette

This job is all about flexibility.

Georgia

Lacey: Hey, I can keep a secret.
Riley: Yeah, in circulation.

I've learned that you can't find out about love until you fling yourself out there.

Linette

Lacey: What did you drink last night?
Riley: What didn't I?

Their Daddy's gone. I can't take their house away too.

Riley

The Client List Quotes

We love each other and that's all that matters.

Riley

I just wanted one day of fun for our family.

Riley