Is it so hard to believe that I buy into the fairy tale? That I would want a best friend, a partner to fall in love with and grow old with?

Selena

They did a background check. I didn't get the job.

Kyle

I don't mean to be a fuss, you know, but this has got to be right. This is my chance for a fresh start.

Georgia

Now, I have all my bases covered and the list is safe. That's what I promised you.

Riley

I've been called a lot of things in my life but a sweet so and so isn't one of 'em.

Selena

I didn't storm out. I walked out forcefully.

Riley

Yeah, keep dreamin'. I've been in over ten weddings and I know an ugly ass bridesmaids' dress when I see one.

Selena

Lacey: I think it's supposed to be romantic.
Riley: Frankly, my dear Lacey, I do give a damn.

If it's the booty callin', it's not a booty call.

Shelby

I'm taking the potato salad. You just gave me stress hunger.

Dale

You know, I'm not saying that I have any right or that it's even logical, but the thought of you with another man destroys me.

Kyle

Evan: Your staying here is temporary, right?
Kyle: Yeah, so is your being the father of my kids.

The Client List Quotes

We love each other and that's all that matters.

Riley

I just wanted one day of fun for our family.

Riley