Suspect: Uh, don't treat me like an idiot. I worked on a law show for two years.
Tao: Must not have been a very good one!

Dispensary customer: What's better? The Razzmatazz or the Gypsies Dreams?
Sanchez: Razzmatazz flips you upside down and bends your mind with color, you know what I mean? But the Gypsies Dreams...it's more like I'm going to the supermarket, but really, I'm on an epic journey of self discovery kind of ride.
Gabriel: Ha, yeah, but they, they both get you pretty high.

Tao: See Provenza? A lot of them aren't hippies!
Provenza: Yeah, well, I promise you Tao, in every one of their closets, somewhere, is a tie-dyed shirt.

Provenza: You can't be serious?
Delk: Do I look high to you?

Delk: How old are you?
Provenza: Six chiefs and counting. Which is how I know that if you deal drugs, you vastly increase your chances you'll end up dead. I'm looow on sympathy here.
Delk: That's too bad. Because as of now, you're the LAPD liaison for the medical marijuana community for the rest of this investigation.

Brenda: What else do these eleven stores have in common?
Provenza: Other than free love and patchouli oil?

The Closer Season 6 Episode 12 Quotes

Delk: How old are you?
Provenza: Six chiefs and counting. Which is how I know that if you deal drugs, you vastly increase your chances you'll end up dead. I'm looow on sympathy here.
Delk: That's too bad. Because as of now, you're the LAPD liaison for the medical marijuana community for the rest of this investigation.

Brenda: What else do these eleven stores have in common?
Provenza: Other than free love and patchouli oil?