The Closer Quotes
Brenda: Any luck getting my present from you?
Fritz: You didn't really think I was going to find an Albanian translator on Christmas Day, did you?
Brenda: Oh, I ask you for one thing...
Coroner: You know that moment every year when it suddenly begins to feel like Christmas?
Brenda: Yes.
Coroner: Not happening to me.
Fritz: Is there anything special you want from Santa this year?
Brenda: Maybe an Albanian translator?
Fritz: Oh, you are so hard to shop for.
Brenda: I understand, Doctor, but there is a child involved here and we have to find out who killed his mother.
Doctor: God, that's terrible. In fact, it's stories like that that I am going to be completely forgetting while I'm in Palm Springs.
Deputy Chief Johnson, help me! I mean, how can I help you?
Brenda (answering her phone)
Mr. Johnson: We're moving to LA!
Brenda: You're what?
Fritz: They're moving here, they're looking for a house in our neighborhood; isn't that exciting?!
Brenda: And, for now, you get to be acting Chief.
Pope: Eh, livin' the dream.
Suspect: Uh, don't treat me like an idiot. I worked on a law show for two years.
Tao: Must not have been a very good one!
Dispensary customer: What's better? The Razzmatazz or the Gypsies Dreams?
Sanchez: Razzmatazz flips you upside down and bends your mind with color, you know what I mean? But the Gypsies Dreams...it's more like I'm going to the supermarket, but really, I'm on an epic journey of self discovery kind of ride.
Gabriel: Ha, yeah, but they, they both get you pretty high.
Tao: See Provenza? A lot of them aren't hippies!
Provenza: Yeah, well, I promise you Tao, in every one of their closets, somewhere, is a tie-dyed shirt.
Provenza: You can't be serious?
Delk: Do I look high to you?
Delk: How old are you?
Provenza: Six chiefs and counting. Which is how I know that if you deal drugs, you vastly increase your chances you'll end up dead. I'm looow on sympathy here.
Delk: That's too bad. Because as of now, you're the LAPD liaison for the medical marijuana community for the rest of this investigation.
