The Closer Quotes
Now, how is it that you two just so happened to be directly under the victim when he plummeted to his death?
Brenda
Gabriel: He fell from up there, down to here?
Flynn: A back dive and a half twist. And would you believe the Russian judge only gave him an 8.5.
Buzz: Oh! My car!
Provenza: Oh, don't worry about it Buzz. I know a great guy in Korea town who can buff that right out.
What's the point of being in charge if you can't change anything but your diet?
Brenda
Pope: Could you knock? Just since I'm...Chief?
Brenda: Interim Chief? You wanted to see me?
Gabriel: So you think Ashley here might have been the professor's latest girlfriend?
Dr. Morales: Maybe she just found him more resistible. The last one he knocked up, this one, he knocked down.
Pope: Look, I don't know exactly what happened that day, but obviously dropping off Terrill Baylor off in front of angry gang members was not Chief Johnson's finest hour.
Raydor: And insisting on immunity for a child killer was not yours.
Did you see their sunburns? I guess they never heard of skin cancer.
Provenza
Doin' this job, reportin' to Taylor, I'd rather put pins in my eyes, I swear!
Brenda
Fritz: See, I appreciate you.
Brenda: Oh, yes you do.
Fritz: And I'm naked.
It's so infuriatin' to work so hard for so long and with so little appreciation from people.
Brenda
Provenza: Do you have any idea what this is about?
Brenda: Yes, it's about to make me crazy, that's what it's about.
