Pete: No bail for you. Murders, rapists, child molesters, and casino dead beats: no bail.

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Zoe: He's cute.
Pete: Yeah, he's a damn liar.
Zoe: The cute one's always are.

He's a Mr. Know-It-All. He's a hot head. He's a pain in the ass!

Nick

Nick: I'll be "Meredith" and you be "you."
Pete: You're Meredith?
Nick: Yeah.
Pete: Yeesh, what the hell happened to your figure?
Nick: I stopped doing Yoga.

Stand up. Be a man and tell the truth. Just tell the damn truth!

Pete

That girl will screw you every which way she can.

Nick

Gun or no gun, jury's gonna love Joe Suburbs.

Nick

Doesn't this guy have a face you just want to punch?

Pete

You took him to a strip club? Sammy? A little early for the birds and bees isn't it Nick?

Pete

Sam, I think it's best we don't tell your mom about this.

Nick

This town was built on dirty money, Kaczmarek. Is that news to you?

Judge

Meredith: You're very sexy when you try to take on the system even though you know you're argument is going to lose.
Pete: Is that a challenge?