Michael: If you eat anything at this IHOP you will literally explode.
Jason: Yeah, I know. It's IHOP.

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Your big revelation...is life is complicated?

Judge

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Can someone grab my tiny boyfriend please?!

Eleanor

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Eleanor: I mean bleh! What am I saying? This house is stupid and you're lame and I hate you.
Chidi: I love you too.

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• Added: January 17, 2019