Chidi: “Moral strength is defined by how we behave in times of stress.”
Michael: “Has anyone ever told you what a drag you are?”

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• Added: January 18, 2020

Jason's making me watch this horror film about two ex-convicts who try to rob and murder a neglected child. [The TV shows the movie Home Alone]

Tahani

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• Added: November 01, 2017

Janet: You know, you seem so sad. Do you want me to make you a boyfriend too?
Derek: Oooh, I could have a brother?!
Janet: Yes! Based on your last 10,000 comments, it would be Stone Cold Steve Austin's head on Tahani's body.
Eleanor: Or vice versa.

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• Added: November 01, 2017

Girl, you are a messy bench who loves drama and I am into it!

Eleanor

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• Added: November 01, 2017

Janet: We are so in sync we're finishing each other's--
Derek: Derek!

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• Added: November 01, 2017

I think I'll be okay now that I understand what I'm going through and now that I know I can talk to my friends about it.

Janet

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• Added: November 01, 2017

I have never been that certain about anything. I once even tried to rent socks. How did I say that that easily?

Chidi

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• Added: November 01, 2017

Eleanor: I hate to be the bearer of bad news...
Jason: Uh, I think you mean Bad News Bear.

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• Added: November 01, 2017