The Good Place
Thursdays 9:00 PM on NBCThe Good Place Season 2 Episode 4: "Team Cockroach" Quotes
Every time a Janet is rebooted, she increases her social awareness and abilities. I might be the most advanced Janet in the universe!
Janet
Eleanor: Teaming up with a demon is insane.
Chidi: Maybe, but I think we have to do it.
Eleanor: Are you forking kidding me right now?! You take half an hour to pick out a turtleneck and yet THIS you're sure about?
I want to do it. I want to become the person I pretended to be. I agree with Chidi; we should team up with Michael and all try to build a better Tahani.
Tahani
No matter how I set it up, you found [Chidi], confessed you didn't belong, asked him for help, he said yes. Now, his agreeing to help was part of my plan. What wasn't part of my plan was it actually working. Drove me nuts. Pesky little nerd, stuck with you and always helped you overcome your biggest problem.
Michael
Eleanor: I think Michael is a liar. I think there's a 99% chance he's forking with us. But, he's asking us for help, so we should help him. Because that's what Chidi would do. That's what Chidi would do for me, or for any of us.
Chidi: It's what I am doing.
Eleanor: I know.
Chidi: It's just, you're talking about me like I'm not here or something, and that just makes me feel weird.
Michael: I'm an immortal being with abilities you can only dream of.
Eleanor: Yeah, and we're an Arizona dirt bag, a human turtleneck, a narcissistic monster, and literally the dumbest person I've ever met.
Jason: And who am I? Describe me now!
