Don't shoot!! Sorry, I thought you were... Never mind.

Todd [to Melissa]

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• Added: November 16, 2015

Scoops, Todd, really? She's not four years old! C'mon, think!

Phil

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• Added: November 16, 2015

Phil: Look at this guy. Friggin' dip. How does it feel to be yesterday's news, huh? And I'm the hot topic. "This just in: Phil's worse than Tandy. Now over to the weather. Grey skies for that dong. Clear skies in Tandyville. Back to you, Bob. Thanks, Tabitha. In local news, no one cares what's in your friggin' house, ya jagweed." What's that in your house, ya friggin' jagweed?

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• Added: November 16, 2015

Gail [about Phil 2]: What a turd. I think he's almost worse than Tandy.
Phil: Seriously, Gail? Almost worse than me? Thank you.

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• Added: November 16, 2015

Phil: That friggin' dong.
Carol: Well, that's the dong that's going to get you back into this community. You should be kissing that dong.
Phil: Why should I be kissing that dong?! I should be friggin' punching that dong.

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• Added: November 16, 2015