Don't you worry about that 90% business. Once we're back across that bridge, you'll be fine. You and the baby. You and the baby!

Matt

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• Added: October 31, 2015

John: Was there?
Matt: What?
John: Any change in her condition?
Matt: No.
John: Except for the pregnant part.

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Was that hard enough or do I need another oar?

Matt [after breaking an oar while paddling a man]

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My wife woke up the first night we arrived in your town. It's the only time in over three years she's talked to me and there may be no way to prove it, but it happened, and I won't ever say it didn't. I don't want your wristband. Mary found hers, so she's back where she belongs. I have no doubt that she's going to wake up again soon, and when she does, I'm going to come back, and you and I will have a talk.

Matt

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