Jenkins [to the Librarians]: Let me be very clear: No touching.

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• Added: December 20, 2017

Jacob: Jenkins said not to put any tacky decorations up.
Cassandra: Well, Jenkins isn't here. And one man's tacky is another man's tasteful.

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• Added: December 20, 2017

Look at the ergonomics. Deceptively simple.

Jacob [to Ezekiel]

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• Added: December 20, 2017

Ezekiel's mother: You're talking like my son's famous.
Jacob: Unfortunately, he is.

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• Added: December 20, 2017

All thieves must answer me truthfully. It is my right.

Prince of Thieves [to Ezekiel]

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• Added: December 20, 2017

Jenkins is going to be so mad.

Cassandra

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• Added: December 20, 2017