Eve: Mystery solved! We were ambushed by an Olive Garden. Think, guys! What are we missing about this place?
Jake: Well, it's got a cleaning lady.
Nina the Cleaning Lady: Hola...

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Eve: I don't get it, Jenkins! Who'd want *me* dead?
Ezekiel: Come on, Baird, don't be so modest! Who *doesn't* want you dead?

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Jenkins: The Reaper can't get into the Library! It won't let him!
Eve: What? People get in ALL THE TIME!

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If he's stopped, he's stopped! Let's not argue with Mr. Stabby-fingers right now!

Ezekiel [confronted by the Reaper]

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So, your explanation for your impossible grades is that you "Oh Captain, My Captain"-ed them?

Jake

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Coincidence is datin' two girls at the same time and then findin' out they're sisters. [sotto voce] Bad idea!

Jake

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Jake: Let me ask you a question. What does Ezekiel Jones love more: gold? Or Ezekiel Jones?

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The death of a thousand Librarians would not equal *this* Guardian!

Oracle of Delphi

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