Charlotte: Oh, Kirby... we could never be friends again.
Kirby: Why not?
Charlotte: Because you're a total psycho now!

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Kirby: Don't correct me!
Jake: Don't be wrong!

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Brand new artifacts are being created everyday?

Cassandra [alarmed]

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I understand your logic is sound. But... there is nothing that would stop me from coming after you!

Jenkins

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Cassandra: Who knew that being a fish was so dehydrating?
Ezekiel: Or that snake charmers had such amazing abs? Seriously, did you see my abs?

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Vern: The lady on your phone. Is she your daughter?
Jenkins [taken aback]: No. My friend.
Vern: Ooh, my grandfather has a younger friend, too. My mom doesn't like her, though.

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