Take your shirt off and make me a sandwich.

Marina

I’m nodding so you hurry and you get to something I actually understand.

Margot/Janet

Magic has been a brutal series of disappointments, and after living forty timelines, thirty-nine of which range from the comically horrendous to the apocalyptically absurd, to find it was all for nothing, well…leaving this life actually feels liberating.

Henry Fogg

I’m a high-functioning alcoholic, Walter. We prefer to do our serious drinking alone. So that when we weep we can wallow in self-loathing, without embarrassment.

Henry Fogg

So spells are basically credit cards with automated fraud warning calls? That’s not super inspired.

Josh

Who are you? Where am I? And why does everyone in this nightmare keep calling me king? Is that even a thing?

Janet

The Magicians Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

So spells are basically credit cards with automated fraud warning calls? That’s not super inspired.

Josh

Who are you? Where am I? And why does everyone in this nightmare keep calling me king? Is that even a thing?

Janet