Stephanie: Alice?
Alice: Hi, mom. So, I’m alive.
Stephanie: Oh, I know. Quentin called us after it happened. And you’re just visiting us now.
Alice: I’ve been meaning to come by.
Stephanie: Excuse the mess. All our architectural exchanments collapsed when magic vanished. But then, you’d know that if you ever called.
Alice: Who’s she?
Stephanie: That’s Carol.
Alice: That’s Carol?
Stephanie: Well, maybe you didn’t realize that she used a lot of illusion work to keep herself looking thin. So now she drinks. [Pause] Carol? You remember my daughter, Alice. She used to be dead. Now she isn’t. And it’s only just now that she’s decided to visit us. And she brought a cat.

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Fray: What an odd way to make a living, pirating.
Fen: We can make our stand here. Fran, get behind me. I won’t let them harm you and neither will your father.
Benedict: If we fight, they’ll kill us.
Eliot: Plus, are we super totally sure that talking to them won’t work?
Fen: Pirates take. That’s what they do.
Fray: Will you not fight, father?
Fen: Your father is a powerful magician, but when magic disappeared--
Fray: Is father a coward then?
Eliot: Father’s a survivor.

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Penny: What’s with the candy? You gonna summon some kind of chocolate loving demon to save my ass?
Kady: The scent of chocolate makes them less likely to eat us. I hope.

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Penny: The only nice thing about losing magic? The radio signals in my head went out, too.
Kady: All’s quiet on the psychic front?
Penny: Yeah, you can get used to that.

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Guard: Queen Margo, the Destroyer, my King.
Margo: You’re the pirate king?
Pirate King: As King, I get to be called whatever the fuck I want.
Margo: Fine by me. I’m here to motherfuckin’ parlay, Ms. King.
Pirate King: Maybe you and I could take a private cabin and parlay a thing or to on our own?
Margo: Yeah, I’m hot. You’re extremely hot yourself. But you just took over my goddamn boat. Which tells me you’re not one to pay attention to a safe word.
Pirate King: What’s a safe word?
Margo: Exactly.

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