Bunny 1: Found magic. Need help.
Alice: Who sent you?
Bunny 1: Found magic. Need help.
Penny: Okay where? Vegas...
Bunny 2: Oh sorry. It's Fen.

Margo: You're saying Josh is a fucking fish?
Fen: Well of course not, he's a Fillorian Dying Fish. A Fillorian Fucking Fish is a totally different species.

You will not fail as long as the decision is yours.

Our Lady Underground

Perfect, so I'm going to die in the most ironic way possible. Just like Penny.

Kady

Shit, maybe I do love this goddamned guppy.

Margo

Margo: Call them by their names: Sorrow, and Sorrow.

And I'm still rinsing desert sand out of my twat. I'm not going to fucking Antarctica. Grow a pair of tits, Coldwater.

Margo

Mayakovsky: Drink that.
Quentin: This will help with the test...
Mayakovsky: It will kill brain cells. I have plenty to spare, you don't, but I don't want to drink alone.

Mayakovsky: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I've seen Back to the Future. You want to fuck your mother in past?
Quentin: No.
Mayakovsky: Why? She not attractive?

Yep, it's shark week! You can thank my uterus later!

Margo

I already know, you used Time Share Spell. I've been working on it. Clearly, I must have finished it. Don't worry, the future is safe. Everything you say is in The Vault. [Holds up a bottle of vodka.] This vault. I will definitely not remember anything about this conversation, like most conversations I have with students like you, B Plus.

Mayakovsky

You don't get to be a magician my age, dear, without a very healthy sense of self-preservation.

Dean Fogg

The Magicians Season 4 Quotes

So spells are basically credit cards with automated fraud warning calls? That’s not super inspired.

Josh

Who are you? Where am I? And why does everyone in this nightmare keep calling me king? Is that even a thing?

Janet