I cannot believe a bunch of militant muggles beat me to burning down Brakebills.

Marina

Eliot's not here sweetie. I am.

Margo

I'm a grown woman. You're a grown woman. We make choices. Is there something I'm missing here?

Sheila

Alpacas can be supreme dicks.

Josh

You'd be a very high-level X-Men like Emma Frost's, Diamond Form.

Quentin

Alright Fen. I think I will do a ritual. Earth specialty, it's called The Sleep of Solitude. I pop an Ambien. Everyone leaves me alone til noon. That'll be perfect.

Margo

I didn't come here to make up with you. I came here to save your life. I'm just trying to figure out how to fix this mountain of shit that I've created.

Alice

Word of advice, because I cans ee you need it. Apologize for what you've done, fine. But never for who you are.

Christopher Plover

Every memory I've shoved to a dark corner of my mind because being self-aware and happy don't always mix.

Eliot

Somebody has to rule this kingdom, and I'll be goddamned if I drop the ball because I was too busy lamenting with my tit's out, alright?

Margo

You saved my life. You can save my life fifty times. It's not going to change anything between us. I love you.

Quentin

If I ever get out of here Q, know that when I'm braver it's because I learned it from you.

Eliot

The Magicians Season 4 Quotes

So spells are basically credit cards with automated fraud warning calls? That’s not super inspired.

Josh

Who are you? Where am I? And why does everyone in this nightmare keep calling me king? Is that even a thing?

Janet