It's like I'm caught in a real-life game of Marry, F--k, Kill. Only Marry is off the table.

Josh

You know I'm not broken right? I'm not some flower or a delicate piece of glass. I'm a person. And people heal.

Julia

I don't remember, but perhaps you're right I could learn something from this. I'll let you play this game. I will sit still, and I won't kill anything, and I will watch you while you think about your dead father...is that what we're doing?

Eliot

We need a living Komodo dragon so we can cut out its heart. I hear Kanye keeps one in his New York apartment.

Margo

When I was writing The Wandering Dune, I was also studying magic. I kept blowing deadlines until I found a spell for automatic writing. You feed it a premise and it constructs an airtight storyline. I gather they use it in Hollywood all the time.

Christopher Plover

Is it possible for an entire forest to do the walk of shame?

Julia

I took your class, Helen! I know what lupidity means!

Josh

Well, I found some shit on a ritual from an Indonesian tribe. Supposed to help prevent supernatural transformations, or maybe cause them. My Indonesian sucks.

Margot

I hate the library for what they did, but my part in it, I knew what it cost, and I'd do it again.

Julia

Do you remember? Because I don't. I don't remember my name or where I came from, but I remember you. You took something from me. Something important. Then you threw me in a cage, and I would like for you to explain.

Eliot/The Beast

I'm getting really sick of being the voice in the back of the room that everyone ignores.

Kady

Oh, and if they have pizza. Bring me some.

Eliot/The Beast

The Magicians Season 4 Quotes

So spells are basically credit cards with automated fraud warning calls? That’s not super inspired.

Josh

Who are you? Where am I? And why does everyone in this nightmare keep calling me king? Is that even a thing?

Janet