Rose Weissman: Your face still has traces of my face in it, so it’s almost the same face.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: That’s a weird way of saying you’ve had work done.

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I cannot expose unmarried women to nude wood floors. It would feel like a brothel.

Rose Weissman

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I was a tenured professor at Columbia University. I worked at Bell Labs. I have twelve patents pending. That is my grandson. He is a Weissman. There is no possible way he’s happy.

Abe Weissman

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Grandpa! Glitter sticks to your face!

Ethan Maisel

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She will have whatever Shirley Temple drank right after Judy Garland got The Wizard Of Oz.

Danny Stevens

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A pink toilet is still a toilet, except it’s fun!

Miriam "Midge" Maisel

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This is very serious. If this gets out, every working woman will want to get paid just as much as a man to do the exact same job, and our entire civilization will collapse.

Miriam "Midge" Maisel

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• Added: May 08, 2023