My mother is turning my kitchen upside down and my father is in the bathroom topless using my lipstick!

Miriam "Midge" Maisel

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I can see two of the three penthouses I lost to wives from here.

Harry Drake

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Abe Weissman: What man is going to want a woman who owns her own apartment?
Rose Weissman: He does have a point there. It does make you less feminine.

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Abe Weissman: How was your night?
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: Fine. I got arrested for prostitution.

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Bobby: Get up and do your act, Billy.
Billy Jones: She just did it.
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: But better -- and in heels!

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