Do not sleep on the couch. It wears out the cushions faster than just every day sitting.

Abe Weissman

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• Added: March 03, 2022

I am not voting for Nixon. He looks like he eats children.

Mei

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• Added: March 03, 2022

Would you go to a dentist whose office was in a whorehouse?

Rose Weissman

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• Added: March 03, 2022

When she gets excited about something and that something disappoints her our house gets very small and very loud.

Moishe Maisel

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• Added: March 03, 2022

She is gonna open up her walk-in closet of skeletons and introduce them all to the world in living color.

Susie Myerson

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• Added: March 03, 2022