Do not sleep on the couch. It wears out the cushions faster than just every day sitting.

Abe Weissman

I am not voting for Nixon. He looks like he eats children.


Would you go to a dentist whose office was in a whorehouse?

Rose Weissman

When she gets excited about something and that something disappoints her our house gets very small and very loud.

Moishe Maisel

She is gonna open up her walk-in closet of skeletons and introduce them all to the world in living color.

Susie Myerson