Zelda: I need your pants.
Lenny Bruce: I need them more.
Zelda: They’re wrinkled. They are bad pants.
Lenny Bruce: You just have to get to know them better.

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Of course, I'm acting like a child. I'm a comedian.

Lenny Bruce

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I was transcribing Finnegan's Wake. It feels like you're writing gibberish but apparently, he's a genius.

Imogene

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Women are more generous and giving. That's a fact of the species. We give life to fuckin' babies.

Bunny

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Is this a pep talk? It's using the word 'fail' a lot.

Alfie

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