In its way, it was just like a marriage. It started with a contract, it ended with a lawsuit, and we never had sex.

Miriam "Midge" Maisel

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When Harry died, he had so many knives in his back, they had to bury him face down.

Aaron Lebowitz

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She’s either the best snoop in the business or the luckiest son of a bitch who ever walked the planet.

Aaron Lebowitz

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This is how I’m going to remember you, Susie. Small.

Miriam "Midge" Maisel

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Miriam, I have done a lot for you over the years. I jumped onto a subway track to retrieve your third favorite hat. I came to your apartment at four a.m. to kill a cockroach -- turned out to be a raisin. I’ve euthanized three of your elderly pets. I wrung out your wet bras on hotel terraces. I wrestled a Turkish police officer to the ground. I kept Ethel Merman away from you!

Susie Myerson

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She saw a nervous breakdown and turned it into a career.

Miriam "Midge" Maisel

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