The McCarthys Quotes
You call yourself poppop and I will put you in a home.
Marjorie
I want to be poppop
Arthur
I'm not supposed to be a Grandma yet, that's supposed to happen after your kids get married, no offense.
Marjorie
Goodnight moon. Goodnight youth. Goodnight flexibility. Good night bone density.
Marjorie
She gave you a book!? Oh, I would say let's go give her a book, but we are better than that.
Ronnie
Can I just say, great preposition work!
Ronnie
You're my Red Sox.
Marjorie
You're my good wife.
Arthur
We're just not I love you people!
Marjorie
The only reason a man buys flowers is because he's cheating.
Arthur
You got other plans, Mr. Other Plans?
Gerard (to Ronnie)
Ronny: Let me put this is a way you will understand: FOUL!