Erika: I always think of you as having a plan but never admitting it.
Jane: Funny, that's how I think of you.

Jane: You always have every angle covered.
Erick: Don't you?

You're the smartest man I've ever met.

Erika

I love Lisbon and I'm taking you to the real police and they're going to lock you up for the rest of your life.

Jane

I can't work with someone I can't trust.

Cho

Lisbon: This ice cream is only just okay.
Jane: Don't take it out on the ice cream.

As they say, you can take the girl out of Chicago but you can't take the Chicago out of the girl.

Jane

Teresa Lisbon: Why don't you go back to my place, jump into bed? I'll come and tuck you in when I'm done.
Patrick Jane: I'd rather be here with you.

Word of advice. He cheated on her, he's probably going to cheat on you and I know that probably seems very difficult to believe now but it's the way of the world, kid.

Patrick Jane

What she did was wrong but she's young and reformable, I think.

Agent Abbott

Follow my lead. If you're not sure you should ask a question, don't. Try not to lie to anyone.

Kimball Cho

A mother like yours isn't going to let you chew bubble gum.

Kimball Cho

The Mentalist Quotes

Grace Van Pelt: Mr. Jane, I have a question regarding your previous career path.
Patrick Jane: Fire away.
Grace Van Pelt: When you met with other psychics, real psychics, could they tell you were just pretending?
Patrick Jane: There's no such thing as real psychics.

Greetings old friend, it's been a while. I hope you are keeping well. I am thriving and happy. I have 12 wives now and will soon begin courting number 13. Why can't you catch me? You must feel so powerless and stupid and sad. Oh well. All the best. Red John.

Grace Van Pelt