Jane: Is she all right?
Lisbon: Yeah.
Bosco: Thank God.
Jane: Well, thank kevlar, actually.

Good luck Teresa. Love you.

Jane

Mr. Wolcutt: I can make one phone call and your career is toast.
Cho: (decidedly unimpressed) That's impressive. The best I can get with one call is a pizza.

Tea? It's like a hug in a cup.

Jane

Lisbon: Jane, I need you.
Jane: It's nice to be needed. Anything for you Lisbon.

Lying in bed, thinking of Patrick. You're a little in love with him, heh. But he's so secretive and controlling.

Shawn Barlow

Your under arrest for the attempted murder of...everybody.

Cho

You look beautiful, like a princess. An angry little princess. Someone stole your tiara.

Jane

Ray: Do you think he's smarter than you?
Cho: Yes.
Ray: Do you think he's smarter than me?
Cho: Yes.

Cho: Bosco's team calls us Bert and Ernie.
Rigsby: You knew that, and you didn't say anything?
Cho: It would bother you.
Rigsby: It doesn't bother you?
Cho: No.
Rigsby: Why not?
Cho: Ernie's the clever, handsome one.

Patrick: You don't like the way I drive, you despise it.
Teresa: You drive way too fast.
Patrick: I drive just fast enough. You hate not being the one in control and yet you're willing to overcome your irrational fears to cheer me up. That's a beautiful thing, Lisbon. Thank you, I'd love to drive.
Teresa: Never mind.

I have no questions. You're an evil, sexually perverted sociopath with pathetic delusions of grandeur. The rest is just details.

Jane

The Mentalist Quotes

Ah, profiling blather. Go with your gut.

Jane

Lisbon: Taking your 13 year old daughter along as backup is professional?
Tommy: She's 14.