I love it Lisbon. The beautiful soul defense.

Jane

Deak: And you should have gone to jail you miserable sleazebag.
Jane: Well, nice to meet you too.

Lovely to see you. Keep working that bum wing

Jane

Van Pelt: We're on duty -
Rigsby: I know, it would be totally wrong.

Jane: Oh, please don't look at each other like that.
Lisbon: Like what? You can't see.
Jane: I can feel. I can feel your pity.

Rigsby: Tupperware's never handy. It's always in the wrong drawer.
Van Pelt: And when you do find it the lid's always missing.

Lisbon: What if Red John really does have powers?
Jane: Please, and what if dolphins were actually aliens from another galaxy? That would be kind of cool.

Could have been worse. I could have married him.

Grace

Jane: If Director Bertram wanted a CBi presence to jump off a cliff would you and your CBI presence jump off that cliff?
Lisbon: If there was overtime, sure.

Atwood: I'm a killer salesman. I'm not a killer.
Cho: Ask yourself if this is the right moment for humor, Mr. Atwood.

Lisbon: I could kill you with my bare hands.
Jane: Well, it's not the first time.

Officer: I'd like an apology.
Jane: Oh really. Dream bigger pal. You're not going to get one from me.

The Mentalist Quotes

Lisbon: How are the kids?
Rigsby: Sticky mostly.

Jane: You look marginally rested.
Lisbon: I was hoping to actually get to REM sleep tonight.