Come on man - I'll give you twenty bucks.

Rigsby

(pointing to a red car) This color represents passion, love, lust.

Jane

Oh stop, self pity will kill you - take it from someone who knows.

Jane

Tell her I said Hi!

Walter

Lisbon: How many wives have you had?
Walter: Enough to know better.

When sharks stop swimming they drowned, right?

Jane

Unless you are very cunning and you are working a double bluff - no I didn't think so.

Jane

I just love the smell of a new car.

Jane

Lisbon: So what's the deal, I thought you would be the most comfortable in front of cameras.
Jane: The last time I was in front of cameras things didn't turn out so well.

Trying to hide the truth chips away at your spirit.

Van Pelt

Lisbon: Why do you so dislike being filmed?
Jane: Because you are stealing my soul.

Mayor: Please call me Melba.
Jane: Like the toast?

The Mentalist Season 2 Quotes

Jane: Can I please continue working with you?
Lisbon: I thought you were quitting.
Jane: You know I didn't mean that.
Lisbon: So the job is worth wile, is it?
Jane: Uh, it's not that. I mean, it' not that at all. It's just... I have nothing else to do.
Lisbon: No jokes. From now, there have to be boundaries.
Jane: Agreed.
Lisbon: I need to know that you can do your work and be effective without creating a mess that I have to clean up.
Jane: No mess, I swear.
Lisbon: On that basis, you can remain with the unit.
Jane: Thank you.

You're not a detective, you're a victim.

Bosco