It's my last dying wish you tell them that.

Lisbon

Open sesame.

Jane

'But Hey' - what an eloquent phase.

Jane

Jane: Cheer up -
Lisbon: Why?
Jane: Because it's better to be happy than to be sad.

Like I was gonna let that go.

Eliza

Tell Jane he is a mean, irresponsible sadist.

Abigail

I didn't steal them,I rescued them from a terrible fate.

Ludo

Bad tasting food, bad taste buds.

Jane

Is this guy for real?

KS

I'm not a cop tonight, no badge.

Cho

We called him Ice Man - if you wanted something done cold, you'd call Cho.

John-John

(to Rigsby) You're not getting enough sex from Van Pelt.

Cho

The Mentalist Season 2 Quotes

Jane: Can I please continue working with you?
Lisbon: I thought you were quitting.
Jane: You know I didn't mean that.
Lisbon: So the job is worth wile, is it?
Jane: Uh, it's not that. I mean, it' not that at all. It's just... I have nothing else to do.
Lisbon: No jokes. From now, there have to be boundaries.
Jane: Agreed.
Lisbon: I need to know that you can do your work and be effective without creating a mess that I have to clean up.
Jane: No mess, I swear.
Lisbon: On that basis, you can remain with the unit.
Jane: Thank you.

You're not a detective, you're a victim.

Bosco