The only downside of being a woman who can make her own decisions is that you have to make good decisions.

Mindy

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• Added: April 22, 2014

Danny: He thinks I'm Jewish.
Peter: Well I can see that. You do complain about the air conditioning a lot.

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• Added: April 22, 2014

Danny: Hey Pete I gotta ask you something.
Peter: What is that I hear? The ga-ga-ga-ghost of someone who's dead to me?

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• Added: April 22, 2014

How many hours of energy did you drink?

Danny

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• Added: April 22, 2014

It's New York, we take care of our own.

Danny

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• Added: April 22, 2014

Get someone to grind up your birth control and put it in your coffee.

Mindy

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• Added: April 22, 2014