I've never been that close to billionaires in person before. Oh no, Danny, do you think one of them might try to '50 Shades of Grey' me?

Mindy

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• Added: December 09, 2014

OK. I'm going to picture [Peter] without his personality. Woah, Peter might be hot.

Mindy

• Permalink: Woah, Peter might be hot.
• Added: December 09, 2014

Why would Mindy want to go to Stanford? She hates not being the only Asian in a room.

Peter

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• Added: December 09, 2014

You are so wise. Why are you wasting your time in medicine? You should be a life coach on 'The Biggest Loser.'

Mindy

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• Added: December 09, 2014

[The plot] is just for me. I don't know how your religion handles this kind of stuff. Don't they let the river just take care of it?

Danny

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• Added: December 09, 2014

Danny: Christmas isn't about elegance, it's about a quiet night when a King was born, the Prince of Peace.
Mindy: Shut up, Linus.

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• Added: December 09, 2014

You know I'm not an easy man to impress, unless I'm watching a magic show.

Danny

• Permalink: Unless I'm watching a magic show.
• Added: December 09, 2014

Just make sure the pressure is firm and consistent, like trying to convince your boyfriend to do a couples' costume.

Mindy

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• Added: December 09, 2014