The Mysteries of Laura Season 2 Episode 4: "The Mystery of the Convict Mentor" Quotes
You were my family and I betrayed you, and that's the part I will never be able to live with. My choices cost me you.Captain Hauser
Meredith: If we made a run for it, where would we go?
Billy: Someplace without cold, hockey or Justin Bieber. So definitely not Canada.
Hauser escaped to redeem himself?Jake
[discussing Laura's food choices] Still dining on crap? I'm gonna die in prison and I watch what I eat.Captain Hauser
Why am I the only one who doesn't deserve to be forgiven?Jake
I'm pretty sure the boys know who wears the pants in the family.Laura
Did I just get cramps, too?Jake
Max: You will never in a zillion years guess who's on my phone.
Laura: Captain Hauser.
Max: Good guess.
Jake: Question, how is it that second graders have ten pages of math homework a night?
Laura: They have ten pages a week, I just make them do all ten on your night.