You were my family and I betrayed you, and that's the part I will never be able to live with. My choices cost me you.

Captain Hauser

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Meredith: If we made a run for it, where would we go?
Billy: Someplace without cold, hockey or Justin Bieber. So definitely not Canada.

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Hauser escaped to redeem himself?

Jake

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[discussing Laura's food choices] Still dining on crap? I'm gonna die in prison and I watch what I eat.

Captain Hauser

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Why am I the only one who doesn't deserve to be forgiven?

Jake

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I'm pretty sure the boys know who wears the pants in the family.

Laura

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Did I just get cramps, too?

Jake

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Max: You will never in a zillion years guess who's on my phone.
Laura: Captain Hauser.
Max: Good guess.

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Jake: Question, how is it that second graders have ten pages of math homework a night?
Laura: They have ten pages a week, I just make them do all ten on your night.

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