Tell 'em 1995 wants its slang back!

Billy

Assault with a deadly egg roll?!

Jake

Do you notice that every time he pauses he is getting ready to say something bigoted?

Socks are fun!

Max

Why does everyone have a problem with these shoes?!

Who hates Harry Potter?

Jake

Who are these two angels?

Just to let you know, bug spray, two women saved you ass!

Meredith

Punching a cop! How much meth are you on!?

Those Breaking Bad day's when you cook it are over.

Billy

No wonder the meth mom's gravitated towards him."

Jake

You brought 6 year olds to a wake?

Jake

The Mysteries of Laura Quotes

I need to find a preschool for criminals.

Laura

You were determined to get revenge and you did.

Laura