Of course I don't trust you! I'm a police officer, I don't trust anyone.

Once a 6, always a 6.

Billy: How ya wanna handle this?
Laura: Alone.
Billy: You got it granny!

My people wrote the Kama Sutra.

Kevin

You're being Jake'd, just shake it off!

Captain Booty, 9 o'clock!

Max

Hey five minute rule!

I may not be father of the year but this woman works her ass off!

Jake

I need to find a preschool for criminals.

You were determined to get revenge and you did.

The Mysteries of Laura Quotes

I need to find a preschool for criminals.

Laura

You were determined to get revenge and you did.

Laura