Chandra: You talked to her there. Why?
Mortician: Because I saw her for the destroyer that she was, and I did not like that. Sometimes when you call them out, they get neutralized.

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Chandra [calling to bartender]: Can I get another one? [to Stone] I broke up with my boyfriend.
Stone: Oh. Fuck that. Who cares? This is important.

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Stone: You screw up, you get divorced. It's not the end of the world.
Chandra: You're alone.
Stone: Well, so are you now.

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What the hell is this? You look like an extra in West Side Story.

Stone [upon seeing Naz arrive in court in a blazing teal button down]

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Chandra: His eyes. Everything about him is so creepy.
Stone: Next time, if you want to talk to somebody, let me do it. You want a drink? Oh, I forgot. No alcohol.
Chandra. That's Muslims. I'll drink anything.

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