Sharon: I think I have to drop him as a patient.
Oscar: Oh no you can't, it'll break his heart.
Sharon: I'm sure he's got a cardiologist on speed dial.

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Sorry, I'm a little off my game. Can I try this again with my pants on?

Oscar

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• Added: April 09, 2015

Felix: I took the liberty of starting your intake paperwork, but I was not comfortable filling out all of the sexual history.
Oscar: But you weren't afraid to sketch the mole on my back.
Felix: Not a sketch, more of a rubbing. You are a deep sleeper.
Oscar: Not anymore.

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• Added: April 09, 2015

They're not gonna find anything. They're just gonna nag me about my diet and lack of exercise and I already have you for that.

Oscar

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• Added: April 09, 2015