The Odd Couple Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot" Quotes
Teddy: You remember Felix. He came to poker that time and cleaned the cards, while we were still playing.
Roy: Right, my hands smelled like ammonia. My wife thought I was having an affair with our maid. Like I can get her.
Felix: Still, I should have been there to help you with your pain.
Oscar: What pain? The day we signed the papers I threw myself a two day party. I woke up covered in bubble wrap. A stripper had to pop me out, one bubble at a time.
Casey: Let me guess, another neighbor with your mail?
Oscar: No, you are the only woman in the building I'm stalking, I promise.
Oscar: Hot Casey from downstairs might be stopping by.
Dani: So you've moved from flirting in the elevator to an actual date?
Oscar: Sort of, I sneak some of my mail into her mailbox to force her to come by the apartment.
Dani: Aw, all the great romances start with the words "sneak" and "forced."
