Popular The Office Quotes
You're back...and you're disgusting.
Dwight
I guess I can cancel my order from Zappos.com, because oh the loafers have arrived.
Andy
Actually that goes for all of you double XLs...Stanley, Kevin, this kid in a few years.
Packer
You had black hair and then grey hair.
Dwight
You were the aunt to my cousins. Most of your life you were 5'4". At the end you were 5'1".
Zeke
Packer: Sorry for calling you a fat little runt earlier.
Clark: You didn't actually say that.
Packer: No? Wow. I'm in this mode now where I'm apologizing for thoughts that are in my head.
He used to talk about planting a peanut/grape hybrid...one plant, one sandwich.
Dwight
People underestimate the power of nostalgia. If baseball can use it to get people to care about that worthless sport, then I can use it to get my siblings to care about the farm.
Dwight
Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses...second only to the neck.
Dwight
Dwight: Long term tractor releases can put pressure on a relationship.
Clark: Yeah, a lot of my buddies are going through the same thing right now.
I go to the bathroom for 45 minutes and everything changes.
Kevin
This is a documentary? Ohhhh. I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo.
Kevin
