Popular The Office Quotes
Hey Andy, you're making the worst mistake of your life. You're not talented. Well...right back at ya Daryl.
Andy
You're too charactery to be a lead, and you're not fat enough to be a great character actor.
Kevin
No, I don't think he can make it as an actor, but he also can't make it as an employee in an office, so why not go nuts with it.
Oscar
It's not the KGB, but it's a start.
Dwight
I'd like to get harmful steam, but the prices are absurd.
Dwight
Saddle shoes with denim? I will literally call protective services.
Oscar
On this show, all three judges are mean.
Andy
If my parents see this, I am toast.
Creed
Pete: Plop? Still?
Dwight: We owe Andy that much.
By two o'clock Dwight will choose himself to be the assistant to his own assistant, me.
Jim
Get upstairs mister!
Erin (to Daryl)
Anyone who needs to speak to me has gotta go through me first.
Dwight
