The Office Season 6 Episode 4: "Niagara" Quotes
Stanley: Anyone wanna trade anything for a toaster?
Kevin: Does it have slots for hot dogs?
Stanley: No.
Kevin: Who would want it?
I know way too much about Andy's scrotum.
Pam
Do you wanna sit on this? I was thinking the wood might be too hard on your damaged penis.
Erin
I'm ravenous after a night of love making.
Dwight
Pam: Andy, did I dream you were crying through the night?
Andy: No, that was real.
Every little bump on the road is major pain on my scrotum.
Andy
Michael: They're men, Dwight.
Dwight: I love finding a good set of twins.
Jim: Is there something about being a manager that makes you say stupid things?
Micbael: I have no found that to be the case.
You can't expect them to be careful everytime because it's a different sensation.
Michael
Dwight: In 1996, her volleyball team went 10-2.
Michael: What am I supposed to do with that?
Dwight: That's a very good record.
I'm not gay. I'm kevin.
Kevin
You will be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life. You better get used to it.
Michael [to Toby]
