I'm going to Florida...and I'm not coming back.

Erin

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• Added: February 09, 2012

Do you shower at night? Or do you shower in the morning? 'Cause I wanna shower when you're showering...save some water.

Jim (to Dwight)

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Ryan: What were the criteria for going?
Dwight: It might be innate goodness versus innate badness.

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I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman's gotta take off his cape.

Kevin

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• Added: February 09, 2012

Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf.

Dwight

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Oh Darryl. I'm glad to be in your life too. Your card is more beautiful than the gloves.

Nate

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• Added: February 09, 2012