The Office Season 8 Episode 1: "The List" Quotes
Robert: You want a three and a half day weekend for Columbus Day?
Andy: Yes I do.
Robert: And you are aware Columbus and his legions committed genocide against an entire civilization of Native Americans?
Andy: I don't care.
Just to show you I'm being fair, you had Gabe in the losers column...I think that is astute. Good call.Andy
Winners, prove me right. Losers, prove me wrong.Robert
Not to point out the glaringly obvious, but doesn't the fact that I'm in this group make anyone feel just a little bit better?Ryan
Robert: Jim, your daughter Cecilia, what does she think of The Street?
Robert: Sesame Street.
Well you take the first letter of each name, assign it a number, add 'em all up, and shove it up your butt!Stanley
Pam, come on. Don't be such a right-sider.Dwight
It might be easier if you take a deep breath, lift from the knees, and shove it up your butt!Stanley
Yeah I wanted the manager job, but I got something much better...this soda. This is mine.Darryl
He talked her out of her own job and I don't know how someone does that.Jim
Planking is one of those things where, hey you either get it or you don't...and I don't, but I am so excited to be a part of it.Erin