The Office Quotes
Those who can't farm, farm celery.
Dwight
Trust you? The way Pam trusted you to provide for her so she wouldn't have to work?
Angela
Jim: Can't you do something about this?
Robert: Sometimes the flowers arrange themselves, Jim.
The fact that she could show her face around here is an embarrassment. I should know, I'm in an identical situation.
Dwight
That is disgusting. Do you call that a King James Breakfast Pie?
Nellie
Nellie: You may not cancel his soul.
Robert: That was never on the table.
Jim: Why is there so much saliva?
Dwight: All I had to do was think about pie and my salivary glands did the rest.
The Sabre Store would work if we adopted the carnival model of leaving town once everyone's wise to us.
Robert
I wanna be wined, and dined, and 69ed.
Kevin
Irene: What kind of tea is this?
Erin: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.
Okay, okay. I will be the first to admit it. We could have integrated more Chuck into the presentation.
Dwight
I know you're my boss, but you need to get the hell out of my face.
Ryan
