The Office Quotes
Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum, because I am great at girl talk.
Gabe
Is it just me, or is our boss a freakin' weirdo?
Harry
You told me there was a rule. I could have choked so many people by now!
Dwight
Harry: Who the hell are Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute?
Erin: Jim, Dwight, what are your last names?
Dwight: Jim, tell him wear he can stick his grapes.
Jim: In the fridge!
Erin: You're gonna be alright.
Kevin: No. No he's not.
If you would have seen the look he gave me, he wanted to rock more than just my vote.
Oscar
Pam: Tears of a clown.
Ryan: Don't call me a clown, Pam. You're better than that.
I earned that job! I was personally chosen after Robert was chosen and quit.
Andy
Does anyone else have any remarkable erections they'd like to share?
Robert
Erin doesn't even like sex. Remember, you said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton.
Gabe
Robert/Creed: How old?
Creed: Jinx, buy me some coke.
