The Office Quotes
Angela: The only people that need to be there are you and me.
Dwight: Oh and the old man to feed us the cheese that he's been fermenting since the day of my birth. You keep forgetting about him.
I want to leave quietly, it seemed dignified. But having Kevin grind up on my front, while Erin pretended to hump me from behind, it was a more accurate tribute to my years here. I'm gonna miss these guys.Darryl
Not enough for me? You are everything.Jim (to Pam)
Dwight: You're a good assistant Jim.
Jim: Not as good as you.
Dwight: That's very true. Get the hell out of here.
Dwight: We're third cousins, which is great for bloodlines and isn't technically incest.
Jim: Right in the sweet spot.
The two of you would move to my 16 hundred acre estate, which let's face it, is a big step up from living in a gay man's closet.Dwight
Anyone who needs to speak to me has gotta go through me first.Dwight
Get upstairs mister!Erin (to Daryl)
By two o'clock Dwight will choose himself to be the assistant to his own assistant, me.Jim
Pete: Plop? Still?
Dwight: We owe Andy that much.
If my parents see this, I am toast.Creed
On this show, all three judges are mean.Andy